“Look at me! I’m a Lady T.V.! HEY!! LOOK AT ME!!”

Introducing the latest in obnoxious technology and ubiquitous marketing: The Wearable Video Vest.

Notice that the models for the ‘Video Vest’ website are all women wearing outfits that vary from “friendly Gap employee” to teeny weeny bikini. Only one of the leering spectators appears to be making eye contact, probably practicing a ‘boob tube’ joke in his head.

I know what you’re thinking: “For Pete’s sake, that thing looks too “Videodrome meets Teletubbies” for my taste! Isn’t there a slimmer, more fashionable version for everyday douchebags like myself?”

{via Gawker/Adrants}